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    lol the side boob one was great
    what about the one with the "HMO" doctor and him coming on to peter hehehehe that was the one with death in it

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    Hey Quagmire, isnt their an o in COUNTRY?.......Ahhh NOPE. (Quagmires response)

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    I love that part with Stewie and Brian on the German tour bus.


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    from the Untold story::::::::
    Ghandi: The black ppl are like "ey *****" and the Indian ppl, we do not treat are women in such away.

    I mean its not funny but when i heard that i cracked up

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    Peter's in the outhouse and it gets knocked over while he is still in it.

    Peter - "Oh god it's everywhere.....It's in my raccoon wounds."

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDWME
    Oh yes, i love crack. I'm absolutely coocoo for crack!
    I realize it's a little off topic, but my roommates and I love Family Guy - one of the guys even managed to find that quote and made it his default ringtone. We all thought it was wonderful til he found himself in a semi-quiet restaurant and all of a sudden his phone rang. Of course, he couldn't get to his phone anywhere near quick enough to shut it up, all the while more and more people are turning to see who on earth is yelling "I'm absolutely coocoo for crack!"

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    for a little more off topic in that same vein...

    Quote Originally Posted by loralienola
    I realize it's a little off topic, but [...]
    i've got one that always gets a chuckle (and a few turned heads)

    give a listen

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    From "Stewie the Untold Story"

    Quagmire - Brian, what do you think of my sign?
    Brian - Quagmire's cross country tour..
    Brian - Uh, isn't there an "O" in country?
    Quagmire - "Nope", look out California, here I come.
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    Brians porno film.

    The whole family shows back at home after leaving for the day and catches Brian shooting a porno. He doesnt tell them what he is shooting, he then has security make them leave. As they leave stewie says

    " Am I the only one who smells astroglide?"

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    There was a part where Peter's asked for his name, and he tried to made up a fake name for himself.

    Peter: Quick..make up a name..(thinking ..hhmm.. then he saw a green pee on the table.) he said,"Pe...pee....pee..errrr...Peter".!!..(thinkin g again for the last name....)

    Peter:...hhm...(then a bird flew by, which in case the bird's name is Griffin???) ....)

    Peter: ...Griffin ....yeaaa...yeaa...my name is Peter Griffin, Oh Crappp...

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    Quote Originally Posted by lonelystll

    Peter:...hhm...(then a bird flew by, which in case the bird's name is Griffin???) ....)
    Dude, that wasn't a bird.
    It was a Griffin. Duh.
    Mythical animal. Look it up.

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    my bad . i don't know much about mythical animal. it did look like a bird though

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    the one that sicks in my head goes something like this:

    Stewie: "mommy says your good for me brocolli but i am afraid, i am no good for you"

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    Peter's in the outhouse and it gets knocked over while he is still in it.

    Peter - "Oh god it's everywhere.....It's in my raccoon wounds."
    classic..

    Brian: Me llamo es Brian....
    Spanish Guy: Oh, that was pretty good. but you actually don't need to say the Es when your saying your name.
    Brian: Oh you can speak english?
    Spanish Guy: No, just the first statement and this one explaining it.
    Brian: Are you serious?
    Spanish Guy: Que?

    Stewie (talking to a prositute): So tell me, is there any tread left on the tires or is it just like throwing a hotdog down the hallway?

    Brian: Oh No
    Chris: Oh No
    Meg: Oh No
    Koolaid Man (busting into the courtroom): OH YEAAAAAA!!!!!!
    *everyone pauses to look at him*
    *Koolaid Man backs away slowly*
    ^This one got me hooked on Family Guy

    Peter is falling from the sky then he lands in a web.
    Peter: Gee, thanks Spider-Man.
    Spider-Man: Everyone gets ones.

    The one where Peter is remembering his 16th birthday and he's and some guy are on the table about to kiss or something.
    Peter: You make me feel special. I think I'm ready...
    *Guy throws Peter of the table and rips his shirt off.*
    Peter: No *Guy*, Not... like.. this..

    The AIDS song... so wrong on so many levels, so innappropriate, so contreversial, but so funny..

    I live off of Family Guy and Seinfeld
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    Stewie: "Forecast tomorrow: a few sprinkles with a chance of doom."

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