I read this today and nearly fell over laughing. Full disclosure: Uncle Jed and I own Calpine (CPN):

This here is the strangest danged stock I ever done owned. There I wuz hollerin BUY BUY BUY awhile back thinkin she wuz at or purt near the bottom when the danged bottom did fell out! I tell you, it shore is a good thank I believes in buyin 'n buyin 'n buyin more when they plays these here games. Now the way I reckon is like this. It don't matter none what that thar short interest is, and it don't matter none which a them institution type folks has bought this here stock. What is goin to happen is I am goin to make a heap a money cuz all the girly boy losers run and sold at the bottom stead a buyin more like they ought to a done. I feel right certain this here company is goin to make a whole lot a money sellin whatever the heck they sells. I know I done read up on that and wuz 100% sold that they would make a big ole pile a money, and that is all that is goin to really matter as some time passes. The short folks will cover as time passes, some a them ole boys ain't in no big hurry cuz if they didn't cover when they should a covered, well, they is probly holdin that their convertible thang and they ain't goin to git hurt none. So, them shorts will be a coverin but the main thang is new money will come in when it ain't skeered no more and when them young fellers runnin them funds reckons it's ok to own energy stocks agin. They'll buy, it's just they don't care if they sell low and buy high cuz it ain't there money no how, and they just don't want folks makin fun of 'em by sayin how come you is so danged dumb to own a stock that people writes about when they is writin bout that Enron. Well, that's about all I know, ceptin CPN will be over $50 inside three years, and I ain't sellin out too soon on this un. No siree Bob.

PARAGRAPHS!!!!!

Only someone who feels totally confident about what they're doing would _try_ to sound like a hill-billy. I wish I could sniff out these bargains all the time.

that advice paragraph is so fruity and gay and hill-billy like.